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"There's a guy at your work... Okay?
I'm gonna give you a description right here.
He's not fat. He's not fat, he's just... shapes.
You know what I mean?
He's like an amoeba.
He's always like a different f**ked up consistency when he comes in.
And he always has that big front... right?
You know, that huge... And... what is that?
You wanna see it...
But you don't.

Nobody talks to that guy.
Nobody.
He comes into the... the snackroom.
He wears those cheap blue glasses.
You never see his f**king weird eyes.
Right?
And he's got that pocket with the whole festival of pens shooting outta there.
In case he has to write a lot.

And nobody talks to that guy.
Right?
If he comes into that little breakroom and you see him outta your periferer, you're like...
"Let's get the f**k outta here, let's just... Where the f**k is the door?! I've worked here 8 years! Where's the..?!"

Nobody talks to that guy.
But you know what?
I talk to that guy.
I talk to that guy every f**king day.
I find him... to talk to him.
I buy him treats, I do.
"Hey, here's a Snickers! Take that! Enjoy! Satisf... Enjoy the snickers! Buh-bye!"

You know why I talk to that guy?
Cause when that day finally comes, when he f**king snaps...
And he comes into the office with an AK47, walking through the halls...
*Pffpffffpffff! Czzkpfffpffff!!!*
And he gets to my office, he's gonna be like...

"...thanks for the candy."


...yeah, you're gonna talk to that guy now."

- Dane Cook, "Freaky Guy At Work"

I don't know why, but the picture reminded me of that guy so much.

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:iconpunkromance:
Ah those glasses are amazing.
Reminds me of whatshisname in Sin City.

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Alone in Kyoto
:iconmissushow:
"He's not fat. He's not fat, he's just... shapes. "

This man certainly fits that description. I love this picture. I love the poem that goes with this picture.

Good job!

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:iconmmmrobin:
AH! The shadows in this are amazing. I love the reflection off the glasses, giving him that mad look. Awesome in b&w. Heh, when I started reading the description, I was reading it very seriously. Then I got to the "He's not fat, he's just... shapes" part. And I totally went, "DANE COOK!" Haha, amazing description, even better photo. =D

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"Your camera is like a painter's brush, it is like a violin, and it is like a gun."
-Ed Van Der Elsken

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:iconhaonavy:
Haha! Exact same thing crossed my mind!
:iconblack-wolferyne:
The poem matches so well with the photo. The shadows are great and the reflection of his glasses is amazing.

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Are you not wearing what I think your not wearing?? *pounce*
:icontwelvestep:
Hoooooooooomg Dane Cook :hug: Amazing.

The picture is good too. It's almost a little scary, you know.

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"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."

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:iconsweet-innocent-bliss:
I just wanted to say that I love it when I am notified that you posted something new

because your stuff always makes me smile or think...

this one made me grin...not sure if that is what you wanted out of it...but that is what happened! :D

:heart:

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¿umop apisdn upside down?

"Reading is a means of thinking with another person't mind; it forces you to stretch your own" Charles Scribner Jr
:iconmanlarr:
I know that guy.
:iconwexotype11:
Perfect description...
Awesome glasses.
Where did you see this fellow?
:iconisaacster39:
gah! the chainsaw comment just spookes the bajeebies out of me!
cool emotion though :)

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