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"There's a guy at your work... Okay? I'm gonna give you a description right here. He's not fat. He's not fat, he's just... shapes. You know what I mean? He's like an amoeba. He's always like a different f**ked up consistency when he comes in. And he always has that big front... right? You know, that huge... And... what is that? You wanna see it... But you don't. Nobody talks to that guy. Nobody. He comes into the... the snackroom. He wears those cheap blue glasses. You never see his f**king weird eyes. Right? And he's got that pocket with the whole festival of pens shooting outta there. In case he has to write a lot. And nobody talks to that guy. Right? If he comes into that little breakroom and you see him outta your periferer, you're like... "Let's get the f**k outta here, let's just... Where the f**k is the door?! I've worked here 8 years! Where's the..?!" Nobody talks to that guy. But you know what? I talk to that guy. I talk to that guy every f**king day. I find him... to talk to him. I buy him treats, I do. "Hey, here's a Snickers! Take that! Enjoy! Satisf... Enjoy the snickers! Buh-bye!" You know why I talk to that guy? Cause when that day finally comes, when he f**king snaps... And he comes into the office with an AK47, walking through the halls... *Pffpffffpffff! Czzkpfffpffff!!!* And he gets to my office, he's gonna be like... "...thanks for the candy." ...yeah, you're gonna talk to that guy now." - Dane Cook, "Freaky Guy At Work" I don't know why, but the picture reminded me of that guy so much. |
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January 9, 2007
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Canon EOS 350D DIGITAL 1/250 second F/3.2 110 mm 200 Oct 22, 2006, 3:59:11 PM Share
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Reminds me of whatshisname in Sin City.
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Alone in Kyoto
This man certainly fits that description. I love this picture. I love the poem that goes with this picture.
Good job!
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Anything written like this: -This too, will pass.- or
-blahblah.- should be concidered a big compliment. It's a little tidbit on what your art made me think. Part of a story that exists no where but in your art.
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"Your camera is like a painter's brush, it is like a violin, and it is like a gun."
-Ed Van Der Elsken
Tips and Tricks for Photography vol. 3
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Are you not wearing what I think your not wearing?? *pounce*
The picture is good too. It's almost a little scary, you know.
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"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."
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because your stuff always makes me smile or think...
this one made me grin...not sure if that is what you wanted out of it...but that is what happened!
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¿umop apisdn upside down?
"Reading is a means of thinking with another person't mind; it forces you to stretch your own" Charles Scribner Jr
Awesome glasses.
Where did you see this fellow?
cool emotion though
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